Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Romans Chapter 15

Romans Chapter 15

We that are strong should help those that are sick and not just please ourselves. Let everyone please their neighbors for their good. Even Christ didn’t please himself. As it is written, he took the reproaches against all others onto himself.

Whatever things were written before things were written down for our learning, we through patience and the comfort of the scriptures might have hope.

Now the God of patience and consolation wants you to be kind to one other according to JC. You should all with one mind and mouth glorify God, the papa of JC.

You should receive one another as Christ has received us all to the glory of God.

Now Paul says that JC was a minister of the circumcision for the truth of God, sent to confirm the promises make to the fathers and also so that the Gentiles might also Glorify God for his mercy. As it is written, To do this I will spread and sing your name among the Gentiles. Again he said, Rejoice Gentile, with God’s people. And again, Praise the Lord, Gentiles, and praise him, all you folks.

And again, Esaias said, there’ll be a root of Jesse and he shall rise to reign of over the Gentiles and the Gentiles should trust him.

Now the God of hope fills you will all joy and peace in believing, so you can abound in hope, through the power of the Holy Ghost. Paulie is persuaded by you, his brothers that you are full of goodness, filled with all knowledge and the ability to warn and advise each other.

Nevertheless, he has written more boldly to you to put you in the right frame of mind because God gave him grace. He is the minister of JC to the Gentiles, ministering the gospel of god, that the offering up of the Gentiles might be acceptable, being sanctified by the Holy Ghost. He glories through JC all things that pertain to God.

He will not dare apeak of any things that Christ has not taught him to make the Gentiles obedient, by word and deed. (Wow, that must have been one hell of a long vision that Paul had to learn all this stuff directly from JC who he never met).

Through huge signs and wonders, by the power of the Spirit of God, he preached the gospel of Christ from Jerusalem all the way around to Illyricum. He’s tried to do this to build on another man’s foundation.

But as it is written, “To whom he was not spoken of, they shall see: and they that have not heard shall understand.” Because of this Paul has been much hindered in coming to you. He has no more place where he is, and he does have a great desire to come to you. Whenever he takes his journey to Spain, he’ll come to you. He trusts that he’ll manage to see you in his journey and be brother on his way by you after being filled by your wonderful company.

Now he’d heading to Jerusalem to minister to the saints. It has pleased those of Macedonia and Achaia to make contributions for the poor saints which are in Jerusalem. It has please them very much. If the Gentiles have been made partakers of these spiritual things, then it is their job to minister to those who are involved in carnal activities.

When Paul has performed this and has sealed this fruit to them, he’ll come by you guys in Spain. When he comes, he’ll come in the fullness of the blessing of the gospel of Christ. Now brothers, for Christ’s sake, and the love of the Spirit, strive together and pray for Paulie, so that he can be delivered from those that don’t believe in Judaea, and that his service will be accepted by the saints. Pray that he can come to you with the joy and will of God and will be refreshed with you.

Now the God of peach be with you all. Amen.

And also with you Paulie. Only one more chapter of this drivel.

1 comment:

  1. I have to say that I really don't recall JC saying anything about converting gentiles. I do recall the he was pretty anti church in the beginning and he didn't like repetitive prayers.

    And I love the god of peach! Peaches are so yummy!

    Especially the ripe juicy summer peaches, the ones that drip down your elbow as you eat them. Their soft skin, their sweet luscious flesh... oh was that a carnal pleasure? Is that wrong?

    Oh right I think that was supposed to say the god of peace. Oh well.

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